awwww-cute:

Oooh

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

(Source: okaymad, via expensive-dreamsx)

thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

(via hugburger)

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

(via madisonthemagnificentxx)

lust-n-trust:

Love, Sex & Magic

lust-n-trust:

Love, Sex & Magic

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via situationcritical)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via situationcritical)

lust-n-trust:

Love, Sex & Magic

lust-n-trust:

Love, Sex & Magic

(Source: letmedothis)